last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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