You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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