S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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