I have demons in me.
You smell like stripper and shame
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Farmville is her only friend.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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