Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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