I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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