: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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