so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
