No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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