Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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