jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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