rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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