How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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