So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
