So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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