oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
