Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
should my penis look like a turkey
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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