Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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