and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Two words: blizzard sex
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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