In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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