I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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