Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is it because I queefed?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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