google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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