I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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