i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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