He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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