we have officially lost it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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