I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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