Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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