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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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