Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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