dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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