He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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