High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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