Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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