wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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