im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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