Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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