He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night