I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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