ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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