that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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