I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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