I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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