if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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