i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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