If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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