New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
handjob tips. give me some.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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