she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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