I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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