So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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