Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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