i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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