i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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