If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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