I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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