in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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