butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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